"Give the Jew Girl Toys"
Zum 3. Advent ein netter satirischer Song von Sarah Silverman, einer amerikanischen Stand-Up Comedian mit der Spezialität, im "unschuldiges kleines Mädchen"-Stil waffenscheinpflichtige satirische Sprüche in drastischer Sprache zu bringen.
Give the Jew Girl Toys
Kernfrage: Was hat Santa Claus ("Santa Klaus? Klaus? A German?") mit Jesus zu tun? Offensichtlich nichts. Es gibt also keinen Grund, wieso Nichtchristen nicht Weihnachten feiern sollten. Apell an den Weihnachtsmann: Gib dem jüdischen Mädchen Spielzeug!
Gefunden bei: Chajms Sicht
Give the Jew Girl Toys
Kernfrage: Was hat Santa Claus ("Santa Klaus? Klaus? A German?") mit Jesus zu tun? Offensichtlich nichts. Es gibt also keinen Grund, wieso Nichtchristen nicht Weihnachten feiern sollten. Apell an den Weihnachtsmann: Gib dem jüdischen Mädchen Spielzeug!
Gefunden bei: Chajms Sicht
MMarheinecke - Sonntag, 17. Dezember 2006
... und hier der Text
I hate to say it, Santa, but you're acting like a DICK!
You should give presents to everyone thats good, and not just to your personal clique.
If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning,
I'll let you be my boyfriend, all bearded fat and horny,
Oh yea.
Oh yea.
What does Jesus have to do with you?
You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-Do,
What do you have to do with Jesus?
You have as much to do with him as you do your mothers penis,
Oh yea.
Though I don't think he's the son of God,
I think he was still a nice boy.
If you ask yourself "What would Jesus do?",
He'd say give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys,
Give the Jew girl toys.
Don't be a douche, what would Jesus do?
He'd say give the Jew girl toys.
"Claus"?
Is that German?
Santa Klaus...
Santa KLAUS!"
You made a list and I checked it twice,
And there is nobody named Silverman, or Mouskawitz or Weis,
You have a list, well Schindler did too,
Liam Neeson played him, Tim Allen played you.
Give the Jew girl to-oy-oy-oy-oys,
Dont be a douche, what would Jesus do?
Give the Jew girl toys.